Google, Google, Google, why hath my Chrome forsaken me? Always my go to browser, and favored by a bajillion people around the world, Chrome appears to be the one for whom the bells tolls.
As mentioned in a previous post, the cold war for world domination between Microsoft and Google has taken it’s toll on innocent bystanders. I have become collateral damage. The screen fonts make me yearn for the clarity of the 8 bit days of old. I might as well be using an amber monochrome monitor with a dot pitch that would allow me to safely fly a space shuttle between the pixels. The one thing that could fix it in chrome://flags has been removed.
Also, what happened to the promised land of milk, honey, and speed. Speed? Jesus H. Christ on a donkey! I’ve shipped cargo containers faster. And don’t talk to me about privacy; I think we all know better. Between Microsoft and Google, my web activities are better documented than J.F.K. assassination.
You should call it Google Chrap. I am writing this particular rant using Firefox by Mozilla. You have let me down, Chrome. Fuck You.