Fuck You Google Chrome

Google, Google, Google, why hath my Chrome forsaken me?  Always my go to browser, and favored by a bajillion people around the world, Chrome appears to be the one for whom the bells tolls.

As mentioned in a previous post, the cold war for world domination between Microsoft and Google has taken it’s toll on innocent bystanders.  I have become collateral damage.  The screen fonts make me yearn for the clarity of the 8 bit days of old.  I might as well be using an amber monochrome monitor with a dot pitch that would allow me to safely fly a space shuttle between the pixels.  The one thing that could fix it in chrome://flags has been removed.

Also, what happened to the promised land of milk, honey, and speed.  Speed?  Jesus H. Christ on a donkey! I’ve shipped cargo containers faster.  And don’t talk to me about privacy;  I think we all know better.  Between Microsoft and Google, my web activities are better documented than J.F.K. assassination.

You should call it Google Chrap.  I am writing this particular rant using Firefox by Mozilla.  You have let me down, Chrome.  Fuck You.

2 Replies to “Fuck You Google Chrome”

  1. The next time I learn a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I imply, I know it was my option to learn, however I really thought youd have something attention-grabbing to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about one thing that you could possibly repair should you werent too busy in search of attention.

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